31 things all women have thought about during sex at one time or another…

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friends_716_chandler_monica_london It’s OK to admit that we don’t just think about love… (Picture: Comedy Central)

It’s OK ladies, we’ve all been there. Here are the 30 things we’ve all thought about at least once while we’re supposed to be in the midst of sexual euphoria.

1. Wait, WHAT just happened in EastEnders?!

2. Can I change position and pretend I’m doing some hot porn move so that I can sort of watch EastEnders at the same time?

3. F*** that hurts.

4. I accidentally left it a few seconds too long to say that it hurts and now I have to pretend it’s all fun and games. Oh.

5. I’m not sure what I fancy for dinner tonight? Chinese or Indian?

6. Hmmm, I am going for Chinese with my dad tomorrow night, so maybe not that.

7. I JUST THOUGHT ABOUT MY DAD DURING SEX, ABORT, ABORT, ABORT.

8. Why isn’t…

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