Japanese woman attempts to grow her breasts by massaging them with fresh summer veg

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Ryoko Here’s Ryoko, she really really wants bigger breasts – and she’ll try anything, literally anything (Picture: YouTube)

Forget ‘I must I must improve my bust’, because apparently the secret to larger breasts is rubbing them with fresh summer vegetables.

In her endless and, frankly, relentless quest to achieve a fuller bust, a petite Japanese lady called Ryoko has released a video where she harvests summer veg and then rubs it onto her breasts (which, strangely, is not nearly as erotic as it sounds).

This is the 28th video – yep – in a series which has also seen her attach her nipple to a hoover in an effort to make the most of what she’s been given. As you do.

Hoover This was method no. 21 (Picture: YouTube)

Her latest method sees her dressed demurely in her favourite pink polo-neck and straw boater as she plucks an aubergine and then a…

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