15 things no one tells you about having a threesome

Metro

Sarah was finding the Game Of Thrones-themed dirty talk a bit predictable (Picture: FantasticRabbit)

People who have had threesomes love to brag about it more than any other sexual experience.

Having more than one partner at a time – especially when they’re both pleasing you – is one of the ultimate taboos.

But, what’s the reality behind this fantasy? I can happily say I’ve kicked it off my bucket list, and can give you some tips to make sure your threesome is story-worthy.

1. It’s nothing like it is in porn

There are body parts making funny farty noises, slapping against each other, sweating profusely, and a lot of re-adjusting position. Best leave your video camera at home.

2. It can get a little confusing

It really is quite amazing no one’s made a dance mat to help you out in this situation (Picture: PeterHermesFurian)

Should I put my legs up, or roll over…

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